This is turning out to be such a productive day at the desk for the blog! Normally I don't like to post more than once on the same day, but I have to tell you that a man came to the desk and said "I would like to lodge a complaint."
His complaint was that The Curious Case of Benjamin Button was not a sufficiently thick book. It's a short story, but he thought it would be long because there is a feature-length film based on it.
I told him I would pass that on to the proper authorities and he said "Good. If you find a solution, let me know."
He was joking and he made me laugh, but I bet he doesn't know that some patrons would make this kind of complaint and be dead serious.