Today is apparently Annoying Regular Day at the library. We have Retired Librarian, Inarticulate Catalog Guy, Mr. Take-My-Card, Running Kid, Hooligan Kids, the whole lot. On the bright side, we also have an old man who I have never seen before who could become a great regular. He hasn't asked for any help but I observed him on the computer on a massively ancient news site, reading story after story about whales. He's been there for at least an hour.
In related news, the White Whale exists.
Edit 2/14: Per excellent reader suggestion, we are naming the whale guy Captain Ahab.
Are the Hooligan Kids any relation to the Trouble Brothers?
ReplyDeleteI think you should provisionally nickname your new guy Captain Ahab.
As far as I know, no relation.
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