...No, this desk chair is just really comfortable.
..No, I'm just testing out my 'librarian' Halloween costume.
...No, I pried this badge from the cold, dead hands of a real librarian.
...Yes, but if I can't answer the question you're about to ask me, they'll fire me.
..."work" is a strong word.
...No, do you?
very nice!
ReplyDeleteThank you!
DeleteThank you for the laugh!
ReplyDeleteCan I steal this one? "...No, I pried this badge from the cold, dead hands of a real librarian."
ReplyDeleteAnytime!
Deletedo people ask this just as a sort of throat-clearing intro, I wonder?
ReplyDeleteYeah, they often do, I think. Which is why in reality I generally say, "Yes, how can I help you?" instead of anything on the list.
Deleteso tempting....
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