From the Patron of the Week: What exactly is a hashtag, what is the point of one, and how do I use them?
Do you have any books about near-death experiences?
Which one of these documents is the original, and which one is the copy?
Can you help me find the county election results for precinct 32? I'm on the ballot.
And, most alarmingly: What is the 'B' in 'LGBT'? Does it stand for 'black'?
LGBT! and does the Q stand for "quazy"? does the T stand for trick question?
ReplyDeleteI have been asked a lot of alarming questions in my career so far, but this one was probably the worst. At least he wanted to learn more, though.
DeleteWas the asker black?
ReplyDeleteNope, white.
DeleteSo, did you show him a dictionary?
ReplyDeleteNo, I just told him it meant "bisexual." In hindsight, I probably should have offered him a dictionary to look that term up,though.
Deletethe one about the document and the copy is funny
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