Saturday, October 1, 2016

Today's conspiracy theories

Patron 1, when I tell her that a copy of Vatican Assassinsa book with asserts that the Jesuits killed John F. Kennedy, costs $125 on Amazon and the publisher is no longer in business: "Well, I guess that's not really a surprise, that they're no longer around. You hear about people who reveal these things that they don't want to get out, there is poison in their food and so on."


Patron 2 (totally unrelated 'question'): "Is there anything about medical capitalism, making people sick for money?...You're not allowed to talk about the elements in food. We have a periodical table of elements, but it's illegal to talk about it. The nutritionists who make the supplement catalogs, they can't publish anything about the geological elements that you need."

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  1. These patrons are what the internet was invented for, I guess "I don't see anything in our catalog, but why don't you google "medical capitalism" or "jesuits killed JFK" and settle down for a spell?"

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    1. I know, right? If only they would learn to USE computers...

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  2. I heard the Jesuits won't let you publish anything about the geological elements they used to kill JFK

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    1. Ooh, this made me laugh! Thank you!

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