Friday, July 3, 2015

Meat packing plants

You know how they say that men are from Mars and women are from Venus? The guy who called for phone reference last night must be from Neptune, if not from a planet outside our solar system entirely, because he told my colleague, "You know how women love candy? Well, men love packing plants." He had called for information about one so he could "go there this weekend and get some steaks."

1 comment:

  1. as much as we want people to use libraries, I'm not sure we want that guy calling every day

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