Ah, the joys of the urban library! Today's examples:
1. A book on the band Cream, pages sliced out when no one is looking
2. A partially-smoked cigarette on the floor under one of the computers
3. Trying to work with a man who is thinks that a frozen gambling website has deliberately frozen as part of a scheme to scam players (yes, this site is a scam, but not the way you think it is)--he says, "On one of my other emails I told them my name was Crazy Ben; let's see how they react to that!"