Saturday, February 6, 2016

Brought to you by the letter B

B is for bathroom, basement, and boyfriend.

"Excuse me, do you work here?"
"Yes, how can I help you?"
"What beautiful eyes!"
"Thank can I help you?"
"Excuse me, the man in the bathroom is taking so long. Maybe he is asleep. Is there another bathroom in the library?"
"Yes, down in the basement. If you go out that way and down the stairs or the elevator, it will be right in front of you when you come out."
"Oh, thank you! What button do I push?"
"B, for basement."
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"I'm married."
"Oh. Oh wow...What button do I push again?"
"B, B for basement."
"Thank you!"

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  1. how would you rank that on the creep-o-meter? pretty low?

    1. Definitely pretty low! For one, I really do believe he was confused about where the bathroom was.

  2. I hope you have a giant wedding ring

    1. I thought about buying a big fake one (my real one is a bit flashy, but not really flashy), but I'm trying to focus on "I'm not interested, thank you" instead of "I'm taken" in a spirit of solidarity with single people in customer service everywhere.

  3. B is for bothering and bugging