Friday, September 2, 2016

Baseline update

Apparently the police found something on the man who was stopped and searched for a knife yesterday, because my coworkers downstairs reported that he was subsequently handcuffed in the lobby and led out to a police car.


I didn't know because I was too busy finding out for Jumpsuit Man whether 'lynx and bobcats are the same species,' and whether Michigan has any bounties on feral pigs--"Wait, can you check the federal government too? What about Texas and Florida? What about Louisiana?"

3 comments:

  1. Uh oh. We don't like our patrons to leave in handcuffs.

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  2. At least you know that much, even if not the full story.

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  3. did you read about some guy from the east coast driving a truck full of aluminum cans to get the deposit? maybe this guy has a truck of feral pigs.

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