1. Make a copy of this already-giant map, "in color and about twice this size."
2. Help you fill out a Medicare form, with your nine-year-old son as translator.
3. Guess your username, password, or security question answer for any website.
or,
4. Find your lunch, which you left in the library earlier.
oh man oh man. is this one of those things where the patron has a black-and-white item and wants it copied or printed in color?
ReplyDeleteYikes! Has that happened to you? This item was in color, but our copier is black-and-white only.
DeleteIt's a Society of Librarians Who Say Mofo classic.
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