...is a man who is trying to advertise his photography business on Craigslist. Most of his questions are text-to-speech issues. Fortunately he, unlike many aspiring small business owners at libraries, is not a big fan of questions like "What do you think I should call this?" "Do you think it looks good?" and, the worst, "Would you buy that?" Also, he has gmail and I've seen him log into it once unassisted, so he's at the high-functioning end of the technology spectrum, too.
Today he wanted to add a location to his post but he had forgotten how to edit it. Then he wanted to change the title to something more exciting. Then he saw that other photographers have included example pictures in their posts...it could be long afternoon for all of us.
Anyway, if you need a freelance photographer in the central Michigan area, you can find at least one on Craigslist.