Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Sorry, but no

More services we don't provide:
  • Microwaving your cold fast-food lunch in the break room microwave
  • Typing in your social security number for you
  • Talking to your caseworker/the housing office/your lawyer on the phone because you can't explain what you need
  • Memorizing your library card number so you don't have to get our your card to check things out (knowing your face and your name is already a lot, actually!)
  • Reading everything on the computer screen aloud to you because the print is too small for you to read
  • Watching your laptop while you go to the bathroom
  • Watching your baby while you go to the bathroom

3 comments:

  1. We had a guy who got really mad that we wouldn't microwave his burrito...he was like "I know you have a microwave! And they're fast, so what's the big deal?"

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  2. and reading books to your toddler while you "check something on the computer"

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  3. typing your term papers for you

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