Today is apparently the day for all the stereotypical questions that modern libraries get--the kind that make actual librarians say, 'I got a master's degree for this?' This is a sampling of how my day has gone so far:
Argue with a patron about two overdue books, which he says he returned.
Do you have a pen I can borrow?
Two patrons get into a heated discussion over whose turn it is at the copier.
Where do I return books?
If I don't like how this copy comes out I just lose my ten cents?!
Do you have a clear envelope?
Do you have a highlighter?
Where is the bathroom?