Thursday, June 13, 2013

Uh oh

I think a 70-year-old man just told me that his wife had a restraining order out against him.

Me: Well, they have a lot more maps at Local State U. Unless you're a student you can't check things out, but you can go in and look at their collection.
Man: I know. My wife is a Bigshot Administrator at Local State. I'm not allowed on the campus.
Me:...Well, I guess you're stuck with the USGS.

It makes the fact that the first thing he did was wink at me a lot creepier.

1 comment:

  1. Ugh, ugh, ugh. I hope he doesn't become a regular.