Thursday, April 7, 2016

S'am?

I was reading a diversity-themed issue of Public Libraries magazine today, and came to the conclusion that the single invention that would be the most helpful to my job is a gender-neutral equivalent of "sir" and "ma'am." Well, either that or some kind of x-ray vision device that would enable me to magically tell if someone who is slumped over is 1) asleep, 2) passed out, or 3) actually just texting under the table.

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  1. At my lib we just say "Excuse me?" to slumpers

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    1. What do you say when they say "What!?"

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    2. well most of them are actually sleeping so we just move on. If they were texting under the table or meditating or whatever, I say, "Oh, just checking everything's ok"

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    3. We are one of those libraries where sleeping isn't allowed, which I hate...

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  2. how about a very long pin you can poke them with?

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  3. I guess "hey you" doesn't really send the right message.

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