Today I am prepared for

The library opened at 1 p.m. today and at 12:59 I had the following information up on my computer screen and ready to go:
-The predicted ice storm for our city is just going to be rain
-But it will still be cold out and is not warming up
-The Superbowl starts at 5:30 p.m. Central Time
-The Superbowl will be broadcast on Fox
-The groundhog saw his shadow
-The semi-official groundhog's name is Punxsutawney Phil