- Microwaving your cold fast-food lunch in the break room microwave
- Typing in your social security number for you
- Talking to your caseworker/the housing office/your lawyer on the phone because you can't explain what you need
- Memorizing your library card number so you don't have to get our your card to check things out (knowing your face and your name is already a lot, actually!)
- Reading everything on the computer screen aloud to you because the print is too small for you to read
- Watching your laptop while you go to the bathroom
- Watching your baby while you go to the bathroom
Tuesday, May 22, 2018
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We had a guy who got really mad that we wouldn't microwave his burrito...he was like "I know you have a microwave! And they're fast, so what's the big deal?"
ReplyDeleteand reading books to your toddler while you "check something on the computer"
ReplyDeletetyping your term papers for you
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