Me, answering phone: Thank you for calling Walnut Bluff Library, this is Emma, how may I help you?
Old guy who likes to call and request obscure old movies: Emma! This is Mr. Mars. I've talked to you the last three times I called! How are you doing?
Me: I'm good, thanks. How are you, sir?
Patron: I'm going to Vegas if my luck is this good!
