Tuesday, December 17, 2019

The Old Man Fan Club endures

Me, answering phone: Thank you for calling Walnut Bluff Library, this is Emma, how may I help you?
Old guy who likes to call and request obscure old movies: Emma! This is Mr. Mars. I've talked to you the last three times I called! How are you doing?
Me: I'm good, thanks. How are you, sir?
Patron: I'm going to Vegas if my luck is this good!

3 comments:

  1. Nicer than 99.99 percent of all phone calls to the lib

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  2. Who at your libe would be bad luck? wait don't answer that

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