More bad signs

Signs I have found in my library lately:

• "Children's Books on Tape"
• "NO bicycles or shopping carts in lobby"
• An emergency evacuation chart showing that our official safe meeting point is across the street next to a building that no longer exists.
• "Videos"
•  "DO NOT place anything in this area!!!"

And, most ominously, one by the front doors that just says "Pacemaker warning."