Curbside Nos

 Things people want us to take into the building for them while we are closed and only doing curbside service:

-A 'donation' of two boxes of old magazines

-A mysterious envelope addressed to "Walnut Bluff Librarians"

-The book they bought to replace the one they lost ("Sorry, you need to put it in the book drop so it can be quarantined." "But I don't want to wait for it to be quarantined, I want you to take the fine off my account now!")

-Jars of homemade jam to give to the staff (Aw, how nice! But still no.)

-Used plastic bags ("You use bags to put people's books in for delivery. Why can't you use these ones!?")