Whoever is throwing a single cigarillo packet on the ground outside the library each day, you should know: I am saving them up, and eventually I will use my research powers to find out who you are, come to your house, and fill every god damn room of it with the trash that you've been putting into our environment and this venerable public institution.
I mean, come on. Addiction is an illness, but littering is a sin.
"Addiction is an illness, but littering is a sin." What an excellent aphorism! I plan to use this in the future.
ReplyDeleteThank you! I was proud of it!
DeleteCigarillo Person, be afraid...be very afraid
ReplyDeleteI've worked at my library for so long I can associate trash left on the tables with particular patrons...sigh
ReplyDeleteYikes. That would be a sign I’d need to move on!
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